Meanehwael, baccat meaddehaele, monstaer lurccen; Fulle few too many drincce, hie luccen for fyht. [D]en Hreorfneorht[d]hwr, son of Hrwaerow[p]heororthwl, AEsccen aewful jeork to steop outsyd. [P]hud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom! [D]e bigge gye Eallum his bon brak, byt his nose offe; Wicced Godsylla waeld on his asse. Monstaer moppe fleor wy[p] eallum men in haelle. Beowulf in bacceroome fonecall bemaccen waes; Hearen sond of ruccus saed, "Hwaet [d]e helle?" Graben sheold strang ond swich-blaed scharp Sond feorth to fyht [d]e grimlic foe. "Me," Godsylla saed, "mac [d]e minsemete." Heoro cwyc geten heold wi[p] faemed half-nelson Ond flyng him lic frisbe bac to fen. Beowulf belly up to meaddehaele bar, Saed, "Ne foe beaten mie faersom cung-fu." Eorderen cocca-colha yce-coeld, [d]e reol [p]yng. -- Not Chaucer, for certain

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Ezra Charitable Trust, et al. v. Tyco International, Ltd., et al. (including PricewaterhouseCoopers, LLP)-2005-09-02

Sept. 2, 2005
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Case Files: Ezra Charitable Trust, et al. v. Tyco International, Ltd., et al. (including PwC)

A brief excerpt from the memorandum and order by United States District Judge Paul Barbadoro: PwC, which served as Tyco’s accountant and one of its consultants, performed an audit of Tyco’s disclosures and included its endorsement of the Form 10-K as an ad…

Ezra Charitable Trust, et al. v. Tyco International, Ltd., et al. (including PricewaterhouseCoopers, LLP)-2006-09-27

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A brief excerpt from the memorandum and order by United States Circuit Judges Bruce M. Selya, Kermit V. Lipez, and Jeffrey R. Howard: Plaintiffs emphasize the following allegations as demonstrating PwC's scienter: (1) that the initial restatement of the ADT books in 2002 w…

FDIC v. PricewaterhouseCoopers LLP, et al.

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Concerns: Ethics Politics Crime Audit & Oversight

A brief excerpt from the memorandum and order by Chief United States District Judge Keith Watkins: The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (“FDIC”) stepped in as receiver for Colonial upon its failure. In its capacity as receiver for Colonial, the FDIC has brought suit a…

Laurent v. PricewaterhouseCoopers LLP, et al.-2014-06-26

June 26, 2014
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A brief excerpt from the memorandum and order by United States District Judge J. Paul Oetken: This case involves claims against Defendant PricewaterhouseCoopers (“PWC”) under the Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974, 29 U.S.C. § 1001, et. seq. (“ERISA”). Plainti…

Los Angeles v. PricewaterhouseCoopers, LLP

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A brief excerpt from the opinion of Justice Kruger and agreement of the Court's Chief Justice and Justices: In 2010, the City of Los Angeles contracted with PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC) to modernize the billing system for the City’s Department of Water and Power (LADWP). T…